February 2012
13 posts
Random Vent
Apparently I’m the only person who can do any/everything around here….apparently.
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It was the first link.
Apparently emailing someone is easier than googling the information on your own.
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Douchenozzle Problems
Sitting in Starbucks….some guy just yelled at the barista for being out of something…I think it was a type of bagel). As he stormed out he called this “the worst Starbucks he’s ever been to”.
I want his life where that’s the hardest thing I have to deal with every day.
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Hard Reboot
At security, some morbidly obese guy went to the store and bought the female TSA agent a pack of M&Ms because she “looked like she needed some”. I know this because I heard him trying to explain it to two male TSA agents. If this is how my day is going to be, I want to start over.
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Random Vent
There is no reason to disrespect someone when you can’t get your way….especially when the person you ask is trying to do you a favor.
I'm good at word association...just sayin'.
Kally: my company is having an "innovation" contest thingy
they want us to think of 5 "trendy" foods that are underrepresented in soup.
help.
Tim: free-trade beef jerky
organic ring pops
artisan yogurts
Kally:
TIM YOU ARE BAD AT SOUP
Tim:
i'm naming "trendy" foods
fine
hipster noodle soup
Kally: omg i wish that existed.
Tim: you probably haven't heard of it before
Indiestrone
Italian domestic partnership soup
Kally: That's my new favorite soup.
Tim: autumnal equinox gourd puree
Chicken homosexual-ioli
I didn't spend 6 years in evil graduate school to...
Seriously.
Forward your own email.